About Me

Hello! I’m Sonceton Linda, and boy howdy, am I happy you’re here! I’ve started web development after retiring from my job in the Big City, and moving out to my ancestral hometown of Russelbrook, WAX.

My grandson took this picture of me!

I’m loving it!

I used to work for a company that made oven mitts. It was the best job I ever had! Unfortunately they went out of business because my boss was secretly stealing the silicone and using it to make sofubi. I told him “Hey, sofubi’s made of vinyl! That’s what the “bi” part means!” and he said “Oh, I thought it meant two, like in bicycle!”

After that I worked at the Bee Movie factory. That’s where we make the Bee Movie. It was pretty good but then they automated the process. Good thing, too. I was getting tired of hand painting every single frame every time someone ordered a new VHS.

Anyways, now I’m back in good ol’ Russelbrook, America! I live here with my seventeen cats and five children and fourteen grandchildren. I make their spouses sleep in the barn. We all have a farm!

I don’t know what these animals are called!

I’ll be keeping it real here on sonceton.com! Coming up soon will be all sorts of wonderful things!